noun. ['ˈrɪŋˌmæstɝ'] the person in charge of performances in a circus ring.
1. Noun, singular or mass The ringmaster should be a live person to direct the activity of the scary circus.
1. I wanted to have premarital sex with a midget, but I was afraid the ringmaster would banish me for unlawful carnival knowledge. - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic